The holidays are upon us which means it’s time for Christmas lists. My list is relatively short, a little silly, and mostly centered around house stuff.
Let’s get to it!
0. World Peace
1. The Black & Decker Gecko Grip Level ($24.99)
2. Nordstrom Smartcare dress shirts, 16 1/2 - 33 (sale-priced only, please)
3. Westin Heavenly Bed (~$1500)
4. Red Ryder BB Gun 
That’s all for now, I guess.
Are you crazy? You’ll put your eye out!